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Verified Purity & Quality

Certificates of Analysis (COAs) & Lab Results

At The Hippie House, we prioritize quality, purity, and full transparency. All of our botanical products and dietary supplements undergo rigorous third-party laboratory testing to verify their composition and safety standards.

Below you will find the direct links to the official Certificates of Analysis (COAs) for our current inventory.

Chocolate Bars

Third-party analytical reports for all 5g and 12g artisan botanical chocolate bars.

5g Milk Crunch Chocolate Bar

5g Milk Crunch Chocolate Bar

View COA (PDF)
5g Cookies and Cream Chocolate Bar

5g Cookies and Cream Chocolate Bar

View COA (PDF)
5g Dark Crunch Chocolate Bar

5g Dark Crunch Chocolate Bar

View COA (PDF)
5g Shortcake Dream Chocolate Bar

5g Shortcake Dream Chocolate Bar

View COA (PDF)
5g Matcha Chocolate Bar

5g Matcha Chocolate Bar

View COA (PDF)
5g Caramel Crunch Chocolate Bar

5g Caramel Crunch Chocolate Bar

View COA (PDF)
5g Peanut Butter Crunch Chocolate Bar

5g Peanut Butter Crunch Chocolate Bar

View COA (PDF)
5g Passion Fruit Chocolate Bar

5g Passion Fruit Chocolate Bar

View COA (PDF)
5g Puffed Crunch Chocolate Bar

5g Puffed Crunch Chocolate Bar

View COA (PDF)
5g Rainbow Crunch Chocolate Bar

5g Rainbow Crunch Chocolate Bar

View COA (PDF)
12g Milk Crunch Chocolate Bar

12g Milk Crunch Chocolate Bar

View COA (PDF)
12g Cookies and Cream Chocolate Bar

12g Cookies and Cream Chocolate Bar

View COA (PDF)
12g Dark Crunch Chocolate Bar

12g Dark Crunch Chocolate Bar

View COA (PDF)
12g Shortcake Dream Chocolate Bar

12g Shortcake Dream Chocolate Bar

View COA (PDF)
12g Caramel Crunch Chocolate Bar

12g Caramel Crunch Chocolate Bar

View COA (PDF)
12g Peanut Butter Crunch Chocolate Bar

12g Peanut Butter Crunch Chocolate Bar

View COA (PDF)
12g Passion Fruit Chocolate Bar

12g Passion Fruit Chocolate Bar

View COA (PDF)
12g Rainbow Crunch Chocolate Bar

12g Rainbow Crunch Chocolate Bar

View COA (PDF)

Kava, Kratom & Functional Botanicals

Lab verification for our botanical tonics, kava extracts, and herbal supplements.

Feel Free Botanic Tonics

Feel Free Botanic Tonics

View COA (Image)
Real Botanicals Kratom + Kava

Real Botanicals Kratom + Kava

View COA (PDF)
Real Botanicals Kratom + Kava Max

Real Botanicals Kratom + Kava Max

View COA (PDF)
O.P.M.S. Gold Liquid

O.P.M.S. Gold Liquid

View COA (PDF)
MIT45 Gold Liquid

MIT45 Gold Liquid

View COA (PDF)
Mystic Labs Kava Kava Gummies – Berry Twist

Mystic Labs Kava Kava Gummies – Berry Twist

View COA (Image)
Mystic Labs Kava Kava Gummies – Fruit Punch

Mystic Labs Kava Kava Gummies – Fruit Punch

View COA (Image)
O.P.M.S. Silver Green Vein Maeng Da Capsules

O.P.M.S. Silver Green Vein Maeng Da Capsules

View COA (PDF)
O.P.M.S. Silver Green Thai Kratom Powder

O.P.M.S. Silver Green Thai Kratom Powder

View COA (PDF)
O.P.M.S. Silver Red Vein Maeng Da Capsules

O.P.M.S. Silver Red Vein Maeng Da Capsules

View COA (PDF)
O.P.M.S. Silver White Vein Indo Capsules

O.P.M.S. Silver White Vein Indo Capsules

View COA (PDF)
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Commitment to Transparency & Safety

All products sold at The Hippie House comply with applicable state and federal guidelines. If you have questions about specific lot numbers, testing methodologies, or need additional batch verification, please visit our gallery in Tacoma or reach out to our team directly.

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